Bipartisan stress relief No refunds on catharsis Approval rating: swingable Made by hand, broken by celebration Term limit: one party for the day we've all been waiting for Epstein Files Not Included Bipartisan stress relief No refunds on catharsis Approval rating: swingable Made by hand, broken by celebration Term limit: one party for the day we've all been waiting for Epstein Files Not Included
Handmade in small batches
El PresidentePinata
Get your pinata to celebrate the day we've all been waiting for.
Epstein files not included20"
Tall enough to matter
2–3 lb
Candy capacity
1 of 1
Every single one
The dossier
10 declassified photosBipartisan stress relief No refunds on catharsis Approval rating: swingable Made by hand, broken by celebration Term limit: one party for the day we've all been waiting for Epstein Files Not Included Bipartisan stress relief No refunds on catharsis Approval rating: swingable Made by hand, broken by celebration Term limit: one party for the day we've all been waiting for Epstein Files Not Included
Official specifications
- 01Hand-made one at a time from layered crepe fringe
- 0220"H x 13"L x 7"W
- 03Loads through a sealed top flap, hangs from a reinforced loop
- 04Candy and blindfold not included
- 05Ships assembled and ready to hang
Questions, asked
- 01
- How much candy does it hold?
- About 2–3 lb of wrapped candy.
- 02
- How does it ship?
- Assembled, boxed, and shipped from the US.
- 03
- Returns?
- All sales are final. Each pinata is handmade to order, so we don't accept returns or exchanges. If your order arrives damaged, contact us within 48 hours with photos and we'll make it right.
- 04
- What can it hold?
- Tequila, candy, tanning spray and even the unredacted Epstein Files.